Welcome to SportsToiletPaper.com
A PieHole Network company.
On this website you'll find parodies of your least favorite sports teams
printed on genuine toilet paper and unlike our competition,
these are printed on the entire roll! PRINTED IN THE USA
using soy ink on 2-ply recycled paper and are individually shrink wrapped.
We like to think of ourselves as the blah blah blah... whatever.
Ordering & Payment Info:
ONLINE: You don't need to be a PayPal member to use our
SECURE PayPal Shopping Cart. You can use any of your
credit cards or eCheck to make your purchase.
PHONE IN ORDERS: Call the following TOLL FREE number...
and pay using your Visa, Mastercard or American Express credit cards.
If you reach our voicemail, leave your name and number and we'll
get back to you within 1-2 days. (ADD: Mail-in checks are not accepted at this time)
DOMESTIC ORDERS/USA: FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS! USA ONLY
Estimated shipping time is 1-2 weeks from date of purchase to delivery via
USPS or UPS. (Usually orders arrive in 4-7 business days depending on distance from California).
Overnight shipping is not available. However, PRIORITY shipping is available (see bottom of product page at time of ordering for additional charge).
INTERNATIONAL/OUTSIDE THE USA: Shipping must be paid at time of order
(online: see bottom of product pages for international shipping window).
All shipments are USPS or UPS and take approximately 2-6 weeks depending
on the destination country requested.
All sales are final. There are no returns or refunds unless the mistake is ours.
If you have any ordering problems, have a question,
would like to request that we print a particular team or for
general feedback, contact us via phone or by email (address below).
Wholesale prices are available for store owners, internet resellers & distributors.
Thanks for checking out SportsToiletPaper.com,
—The Toilet Paper Dude
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