SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE
Retro Guy T-Shirt
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Did you ever feel like saying “Is this a long story”? Now you can let our friendly PieHole Guy do the talking for you.
Available in dark blue shirt with mint green silkscreen. Men’s M, L and XL.
[100% cotton - may shrink slightly]
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HUMMERS SUCK
T-Shirt -
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Sure, Arnold has a few or twelve. Yeah, they make our streets look like a war zone. In a word: embarrassing.
Available in white shirt/black lettering.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
Women's available in green shirt only. Women’s Large Babydoll fits like a Medium. Women’s XL Babydoll fits like a Large.
[100% cotton - may shrink slightly]
Size
Color
HUMMERS SUCK
Bumper Stickers
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“Ditto” / same as above. We aren’t suggesting that you actually put these waterproof, polypropylene stickers on any Hummers.
Do with them what you will...
and then order more.
(weather resistant)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?
T-Shirt -
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Talk about premature emancipation! Well at least G.W. finally got to wear that flight suit on a carrier. Maybe next time he'll think...
oh yeah. Oops.
Available in white shirt with black & red silkscreen.
Men’s M, L and XL.
[100% cotton - may shrink slightly]
Size
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?
Bumper Stickers
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We guarantee that you won't
see this sticker on a HUMMER.
GIVE INTELLIGENCE
A CHANCE T-Shirt
SALE PRICE! $7
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It doesn't take a genius to figure out who John Lennon would have voted for.
Available in white shirt with black silkscreen.
Men’s M, L and XL.
[100% cotton - may shrink slightly]
Size
GIVE INTELLIGENCE
A CHANCE
Bumper Stickers
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This one's for you John.
SKULL WOMEN
T-Shirt -
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Seven women pose as one skull in Salvador Dali’s “Voluptate Mors”, 1944. He was a genius. He was our friend. He is dead. Enough said.
Available in dark blue shirt with
“flesh” color silkscreen.
Men’s L and XL.
[100% cotton - may shrink slightly]
Size
HEEEERE'S JOHNNY
T-Shirt -
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All work and no play? Are you feeling a little angry? You’re not alone. Heeeere’s Johnny from that Shiny Kubrick movie to help you through your dreary day.
Available in black shirt with
white silkscreen.
Men’s L and XL.
[100% cotton - may shrink slightly]
Size
CLASSIC ECOLOGY FLAG
Stickers
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Remember Woodstock? Remember President Carter's solar and wind tax credits? Remember "1000 Points of Light" (whatever that meant). Does anybody out there remember how cool these flags were? Can anybody write copy for us?
NIXON MEETS ELVIS
Stickers Stickers
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Two of your favorite emotionally stable American's meet in the Oval Office for a photo-op. Isn't this how you want to remember them?
AMERICAN PIEHOLE
Stickers
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Bye-bye Miss American PieHole. Thanks to the Patriot Act, we won't be seeing you for a long time. We're sure glad that George wants to make "the Act" permanent. Aren't you?
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